what it’s like to be an artist, writer, musician, ….
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
Make Me Choose | thisoneistakentooisntit asked: The Hobbit or The Lord of the Rings
The Hobbit chapter by chapter: Chapter 6: Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Fire
i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha